02520cam a2200289 4500 555548980 TxAuBib 20220303120000.0 ||||||s2021||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9781953029102 1953029108 85f135cd-79f6-424e-8682-ab11261ed0b1 OverDrive (Reserve ID) 7827259 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib Schatz, Steve. Seashell Virgin [Libby Audiobook]. Any Summer Sunday Books, 2021. Format: OverDrive OverDrive MP3 Audiobook, Filesize: 234MB. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Listen, Filesize: 234MB. HTML:<p><strong>Mystery, Wit &amp; Drag Queens</strong></p> <p><strong>Homo Heroes vs Politico Ponce Brothers</strong></p> <p>Fast paced fun. Touching and tawdry. Churchies, crooks, and rapscallions scheme to close our only gay bar, rape a forest, and get rich with a gay hating charter school. Break-ins, kidnapping, threats, blackmail, bondage, and the most spectacular drag show the world has ever seen, thrill and delight you as the anti-heroes from Nacho Mama's Patio Cafe once more answer the call to set things straight, as it were.</p> <p>A great book, read by the author. Fast, funny, and funky. The third Nacho Mama's Patio Cafe book has all your favorites – TiaRa del Fuego, impresaria extraordinaire; Nacho Mama, gruff restaurateur; Aunt May, sweet lil ol Southern belle with a thousand lurid stories of her sexual past; BB Singer, anti-hero dropped in the midst of the mess, whose only desire is to escape unscathed with his latest treasure, an 18" statue of the Virgin Mary festooned with seashells; and many more old n new fun and funky friends. The villain is a plastic politico named <strong>Ponce</strong> (<strong>absolutely in NO way resembling any current politician)</strong> who looks like a model for the groom on a wedding cake, claims to be driven by gawd, and will do any nasty thing to get what he wants. His brother is much worse.</p>. LGBTQIA+ (Fiction.) Fiction. Mystery. Media Type: Audiobook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2022-05-03 20:00:03. https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=85f135cd-79f6-424e-8682-ab11261ed0b1&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive MP3 Audiobook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=85f135cd-79f6-424e-8682-ab11261ed0b1&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Listen)